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Terry Runté was way more talented than most people got to see.

He was sharp-witted and irreverent, curious and impatient, generous and spontaneous. He had a flair for language and self-invention. He was usually late.

He wrote humor for National Lampoon and Playboy and Omni, and co-wrote movies that he and I both wished were better. These included Mystery Date, with Ethan Hawke and Teri Polo, and Super Mario Bros., with Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo, and Dennis Hopper.

Terry really didn’t want to be known only for those movies, so he was working on a new one, a romantic comedy set in Jamaica. He went down there looking for inspiration.

Instead, he got murdered.

None of his friends could believe it at first. Terry would often commit to long-tail pranks, and faking his own death seemed not only plausible but entirely likely. They never did find a body.

But they got a confession. And when police divers searched the waters around what locals call “Shark Rock” they found enough evidence to get a conviction. That was in 1994.

Since that time, I’d been meaning to write about Terry — about our friendship and our adventures together in Hollywood — but I kept putting it off. I didn’t want the prank to be over.

Luckily, there was a pandemic. That’s given me some time and perspective and impetus, and now I’m about two-thirds of the way through writing the first draft of a memoir.

In the process, I’ve gathered stories and sketches and articles that Terry wrote, which I would love for more people to enjoy. I’ll be posting them here, along with photos and videos and anything else that might help Terry be remembered as the prodigious talent he was.

So much more than just the guy who wrote Super Mario Bros.

— Parker Bennett
October 8th, 2021

Recent Posts

SMB ’93 Screening at Whammy! Analog in LA

SMB ’93 Screening at Whammy! Analog in LA

What a fun foray into super Mario fandom!… Thanks to Katie Walsh and Jamie Patterson for having me as their guest for a screening of Super Mario Bros. ’93 at Whammy! Analog in Silverlake, Friday, April 14th. They presented the Morton-Jankel cut restored by the amazing...

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Guesting Again on The Flop House

Guesting Again on The Flop House

Hey, I was a guest again on my favorite podcast, The Flop House! This time, I shared stories about Terry and me doing a joke punch-up on A Gnome Named Gnorma movie that is truly gnot good. Click below to listen…

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A Gnome Named Gnorm

A Gnome Named Gnorm

Sept. 1988. Having sold our first screenplay, Mystery Date, in a successful bidding skirmish, Terry and I were now the “Flavor of the Week” in Hollywood. We were flown to L.A. on Orion’s dime, and were now aiming for the stars. Or at least our next deal.

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Launch Event on Zoom

We officially launched the site on Oct. 8th, 2021 (Terry’s birthday). It was great seeing old friends and a new face or two. I gave a quick tour of the site, and shared a story about Terry and me meeting Rocky Morton and Annabel Jankel for the first time…

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Meeting the Morton-Jankels

Meeting the Morton-Jankels

They looked a bit like Terry and me if we were a married couple — and if my facial hair showed up in sunlight. Rocky boomed in his jovial British accent, “There you are! The Mystery Daters.” We smiled, not sure how to take that…

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Parking Ticket Letter from Terry

Parking Ticket Letter from Terry

I so look forward to the day when Daley is voted out of office, and each and every one of you cocksuckers is thrown out into the street where you belong, left to wander endlessly, looking for your cars, which unfortunately have been towed…

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Wonder What Men Really Want for Christmas?

Wonder What Men Really Want for Christmas?

Opposite sex Wonder what men really want for Christmas? Here’s one guy’s opinion Look, you’ve got a lot on your mind, so I don’t want you to spend endless hours agonizing over what to get me for Christmas. Chances are, if I leave it up to you, you’ll blow it anyway....

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How to Fake Romance

How to Fake Romance

Ah, romance. According to reliable sources it’s the newest yuppie trend, coveted and pursued by men and women alike. Nobody is entirely sure why trendy people in Benetton jogging suits are swooning left and right, hoping some romantic fool will catch them before they...

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Golddigger Aptitude Test

Golddigger Aptitude Test

Golddigger. It’s not a word that gets thrown around a lot anymore, is it? It conjures up images of dizzy starlets and castrating, manipulative spinsters, dying to get their lunch-hooks into some graying widower moments before he keels over. (Actually, I always think...

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A Star Wars Story

Here I am reading an excerpt from the memoir I’m writing about my friendship with Terry. This is about how we first met.

Dylan Brody hosted this event featuring the writers from his Weekly Writer’s Workshop (which I highly recommend — visit activevoiceproductions.com for more).

Omni

Last Word Columns, 1985–1989

Terry Runtés World of Science Fun

In late 1984, Terry’s advertising co-worker, Mitch Coleman, got published in Omni, Bob Guccione’s strange hybrid magazine covering science, sci-fi, and the paranormal. It featured a full back-page humor column called “Last Word.” Mitch showed Terry his published piece and instantly it turned into a competition. Terry dashed off an entry to editor Doug Colligan and it appeared two issues later. Mitch responded in kind, and both he and Terry got published twice that next year.

Here’s an example of Terry’s unique approach to cover letters:

Dear Mr. Colligan,
Here’s yet another submission for your ‘Last Words’ column from your squad of Chicago writers. I hope you like it. Then I hope you buy it. Finally, I hope you rename your magazine ‘Terry Runté’s World of Science Fun.” I guess you could say I’m a hopeful sort of guy…

The thing is, it practically was Terry Runté’s World of Science Fun. Terry wrote half the “Last Word” columns in 1986. By 1989, his final tally was 16 (Mitch, 8).

Omni – The Wrong Stuff

Omni – The Wrong Stuff

“He possesses that elusive, nameless substance that no one talks about, thinks about, or even thinks about talking about. He has a major helping of the wrong stuff.”

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Omni – Whale Hating

Omni – Whale Hating

One of Terry’s favorite opening sentences: “Sitting there, bound to a crude wooden chair by leather straps, I began to question the career choice I had made so many years before.”

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Omni – Lovesickness

Omni – Lovesickness

“Deane suffered from an affliction more common than measles, more deadly than bubonic plague, more stupefying than a subscription to Reader’s Digest. Deane was in love.”

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Omni – An Early Rejection

Omni – An Early Rejection

This submission is one of Terry’s rare Omni rejections — about aliens playing practical jokes on humanity as part of an interplanetary hazing ritual. The cover letter is pure Terry, cocky and charming…

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