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Should You Run for President?

Should You Run for President?

View the scanned original. The next Presidential election is still a couple of years away, but already the would-be candidates are sending out their favorite suits for dry-cleaning, and laundering any suspiciously large sums of money they have lying around. Experts...
Omni – Whale Hating

Omni – Whale Hating

Download scan of original column. Omni, July, 1986 Whale Hating Last Word Column by Terry Runté “You know what ocean animal is endangered? Krill, the tiny, defenseless plankton that whales eat. When was the last time you saw a ‘Save the Krill’ bumper sticker?” Sitting...
Omni – Lovesickness

Omni – Lovesickness

Download scan of original column. Omni, April, 1987 Lovesickness Last Word Column by Terry Runté “Deane suffered from an affliction more common than measles, more deadly than bubonic plague, more stupefying than a subscription to Reader’s Digest. Deane was in love.”...
Omni – Lost Shopping Mall of Gold

Omni – Lost Shopping Mall of Gold

Download scan of original column. Omni, February, 1986 Lost Shopping Mall of Gold Last Word Column by Terry Runté “Here we have evidence that centuries before we ever thought of such things, the Mayans had built this mall, conveniently located and with plenty of free...
Omni – Auto Psychaiatrist

Omni – Auto Psychaiatrist

Download scan of original column. Omni, August, 1985 Auto Psychiatrist Last Word Column by Terry Runté “Connors is one of a new breed of automotive maintenance specialists who promise to change garages forever. He is the word’s first car psychologist.” He asks again:...