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Omni – The Immortal Bud Carter

Omni – The Immortal Bud Carter

“I want to do all the old-people things I see on TV. I want to be set in my ways. I want to repeat myself a lot. Old age is wasted on the elderly.”

Omni – The Wrong Stuff

Omni – The Wrong Stuff

“He possesses that elusive, nameless substance that no one talks about, thinks about, or even thinks about talking about. He has a major helping of the wrong stuff.”

Should You Run for President?

Should You Run for President?

Terry was a frequent contributor to Today’s Chicago Woman in the ’80s. Here’s one of his humor pieces, with a topic that remains timely…

Omni – Whale Hating

Omni – Whale Hating

One of Terry’s favorite opening sentences: “Sitting there, bound to a crude wooden chair by leather straps, I began to question the career choice I had made so many years before.”

Omni – Lovesickness

Omni – Lovesickness

“Deane suffered from an affliction more common than measles, more deadly than bubonic plague, more stupefying than a subscription to Reader’s Digest. Deane was in love.”