Omni – Lost Shopping Mall of Gold
“Here we have evidence that centuries before we ever thought of such things, the Mayans had built this mall, conveniently located and with plenty of free parking.”
Omni – Auto Psychaiatrist
“Connors is one of a new breed of automotive maintenance specialists who promise to change garages forever. He is the word’s first car psychologist.”
Omni – Inverse Probability Field
Terry’s first Last Word column for Omni. “An invisible field of energy surrounds the body and extends itself at the fingers and feet during moments of stress or anxiety.”
Omni – An Early Rejection
This submission is one of Terry’s rare Omni rejections — about aliens playing practical jokes on humanity as part of an interplanetary hazing ritual. The cover letter is pure Terry, cocky and charming…