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Today’s Chicago Womanizer

Today’s Chicago Womanizer

In 1987, Terry served as Editor in Chief of this April Fool’s parody of Today’s Chicago Woman. It is just as puerile and of-its-time as you might imagine.

Wonder What Men Really Want for Christmas?

Wonder What Men Really Want for Christmas?

Opposite sex Wonder what men really want for Christmas? Here’s one guy’s opinion Look, you’ve got a lot on your mind, so I don’t want you to spend endless hours agonizing over what to get me for Christmas. Chances are, if I leave it up to you, you’ll blow it anyway....
How to Fake Romance

How to Fake Romance

Ah, romance. According to reliable sources it’s the newest yuppie trend, coveted and pursued by men and women alike. Nobody is entirely sure why trendy people in Benetton jogging suits are swooning left and right, hoping some romantic fool will catch them before they...
Should You Run for President?

Should You Run for President?

Terry was a frequent contributor to Today’s Chicago Woman in the ’80s. Here’s one of his humor pieces, with a topic that remains timely…

Golddigger Aptitude Test

Golddigger Aptitude Test

Golddigger. It’s not a word that gets thrown around a lot anymore, is it? It conjures up images of dizzy starlets and castrating, manipulative spinsters, dying to get their lunch-hooks into some graying widower moments before he keels over. (Actually, I always think...